LOL
I know, this is kinda different for me to write a blog about this...
But Who in the fuck comes up with names like this?
Masturbation- flogging the dolphin, buffing the beaver, petting the pants snake, pocket pool, finding the pearl, diddling down under, choking the chicken, Jilling off, sex with Rosie, Dating Handgela etc...
Sucking cock- Sword swallowing ( if your dicks as big and/or sharp as a sword, ummm nope.) chicken heading, playing the meat whistle/skin flute (Im cracking up here), Dropping stomach pancakes (eww) making the bald man cry,
Fucking- driving the meat bus to tuna town ( ReaLlY???) riding the balogna pony, inoculation against virginity, throwing the hot dog down the hallway ( wouldn't that imply her vagina is huge, and his cock is tiny???!?!)
Anal Sex- beating the brown canal, rape the gape, up hershey highway ( give me a fuckin break..lol), Bone smuggling, breakin in the back door
Eating pussy- growling at the badger, yodel in the canyon, plushing the pink, eating the taco, guiding the man in the boat (where'd he come from?)
I found these hilarious, and I hope you guys do too!
PLEASE COMMENT if you have any that can be added to this list, or email me at - Anna@mailpsk.com.
maybe we can make up some of our own
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